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Hey, this is so exciting.

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Delicious has never
had an artist who wrote

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an autobiography before.

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Who isn't gonna want
a copy of this is serious

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by d-lyrious?

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Yeah, I'm all that.

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But where are the people?

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That dude has people.

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That's Carter del torro.

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He's no big deal.

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He wrote a few crime
novels, won a pulitzer.

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It's like a grammy for writers.

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I knew we should've
done this at my crib...

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With some cognac
and video ho-fessionals.

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Finally. Dee Dee,
what took you so long?

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You didn't tell me the
signing was in haight.

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You know how
hippies freak me out.

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I got a contact high
just walking in here.

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Got any caviar and crackers?

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Look, d-lyrious, a big fan.

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D-lyrious, I love your music.

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I'm so excited to get a
chance to meet you...

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And oh, my god,

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that's Carter del toro,
my favorite author.

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Don't worry. Readers are
not your audience anyway.

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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪

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♪ you're finding
you, I'm finding me ♪

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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪

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♪ who brings out the joy ♪

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♪ brings out the joy ♪

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♪ inside of me ♪

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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪

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♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪

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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪

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♪ you and me ♪

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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪

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Mr. Del toro,

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I am such a huge fan.

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I've read every novel
you've ever written.

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Even killer at the
kremlin... In Russian.

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And I have to say
you are much cuter

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than the picture
on your book jacket.

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And you're much cuter
than my average fan.

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I'm impressed.

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Not many people
can read Russian,

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including many Russians.

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Who do I make this out to?

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To me. I mean, to Dee Dee.

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That's me. I'm Dee Dee.

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But you can write whatever
you want. You're the writer.

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Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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[Clearing throat]

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Sorry. I don't mean
to hold everybody up.

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Too late for that.

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It was lovely meeting
you, Dee Dee.

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Me, too.

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I mean, not meeting me,

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meeting you.

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Walk away already.

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Ok, now that you're
done with the real author,

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will you get over here
and be the fake fan

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you promised to be?

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Look at what he
wrote in my book.

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"Too Dee Dee with
the beautiful smile."

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And his phone number?

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That must mean he
wants me to call him.

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How long should I
wait before I call him?

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At least until you're
out of the store.

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Anyway, I'm sorry I ran off.

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So, how's the
book signing going?

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I sold 40 copies, yo.

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Guess what you're
getting for Christmas.

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Now, why would you
put cheese in front of me?

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You know I'm lactose intolerant.

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Are you ok, ma?

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And can't you get
some better magazines?

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I don't need
bigger, wetter lips.

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So, I called Carter and
he invited me over tonight...

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Casual date,
drinks at his house.

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Now, is his casual the
same as my casual?

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No, I don't think he wears
high heels to take out the trash.

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Men are bums.
Don't get caught up.

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Ma, are you sure that
nothing is bothering you?

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- What the hell did I just say?!
- Ok.

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Phyllis, this is a
man who has lived.

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He's educated in five languages.

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He's sophisticated.

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It's very intimidating.

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I mean, this is Carter
del toro, the writer.

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That hack.

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I read murder in the vestibule.

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By chapter 3, I knew
the killer was the altar boy

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and not that wrinkled-up pope.

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It takes strength to get a
knife through a rib cage.

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Guess I don't have
to finish that book now.

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Thanks, ma.

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Anyway, Carter is
worldly and sexy,

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and he makes me question
my own sense of being and...

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Oh, my god, do you
think he'll actually like me?

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Calm down.

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You're acting like
me before a date...

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Minus the stress pimple
between my eyebrows.

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I know!

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Only you can understand
how desperate I am.

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Hey, Dee Dee. How are...

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Quiet, Spencer.

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I'm dressing myself in my head.

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Funny.

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That's the opposite of
what I'm usually doing.

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Mona, I brought some
of the audition tapes

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from the talent search.

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What's up, mamacita?

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Mamacita?

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Don't call me mamacita.
I'm not your mamacita!

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All right, ma,
what's up with you?

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You've been snapping
at everybody all day.

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Fine. Ray... Your father...

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Took an extra shift
at the radio station.

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I mean, I let this
man move in with me

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so I wouldn't be alone.

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Now I'm still alone, but i'm
stuck washin' man drawers.

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Look, ma,

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you haven't been in a
relationship for a long time.

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And before you
attack, neither have I.

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But have you tried
telling him how you feel?

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I guess I do owe him that.

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Yeah, my dad's...
this is about men.

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I'll go talk to him.

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But if I'm gonna talk,

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he better be ready to listen.

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Should we warn my
dad she's coming?

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Nobody warns us.
He's on his own.

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Phyllis, what are
you rummaging for,

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a ham sandwich?

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Or something that
resembles a life?

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[Soft music playing]

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Wow, your place is amazing.

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It's like a museum, but I'm
not afraid to touch anything.

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Beautiful statue.

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Thanks. The Dalai
Lama gave that to me.

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Ooh, where's that mask from?

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Oh, I bet you got it in Botswana

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while writing murder
among the pride.

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You know, I've
been to Africa, too.

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Marrakesh. Very beautiful city.

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Very friendly until a
camel snatched my purse.

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You know, when I did
research for the book

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I learned that people
are actually teaching

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their camels to steal.

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I think this one
was working alone.

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Later, I caught him buying
drinks for all the other camels.

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[Snorts, coughs]

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You're funny, Dee Dee.

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I am? I mean, I know I am.

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At least, I think I am,

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but we all know humor
is very subjective, so...

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Come here.

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Now, take a deep breath.

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[Inhales]

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Now let it out
before you pass out.

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[Exhales]

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I guess I'm a little nervous.
I mean, at the very least

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I've always been able
to breathe on my own.

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Well, just so you know,

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very few people can
make being nervous

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look so adorable.

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Would a kiss help?

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00:08:00,349 --> 00:08:02,529
I've never known a kiss to hurt.

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You're back... With luggage.

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That can't be good.

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- What's going on?
- What's going on?

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I'll tell you what's going on.

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I know what's going on
better than Marvin gaye.

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I took your advice

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and I asked ray not
to take the extra shift.

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But he wouldn't listen. No, no.

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He just kept saying,
"you don't understand."

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And you know what?
I don't understand.

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That man thinks he
can stay out all night,

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I can stay out all night,
too. See how he likes that.

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Well, you can't fault a brother
for working hard, Phyllis.

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I can fault a brother
for whatever I want.

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And who are you to tell
me who I can and can't fault,

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son of the man
whose fault this is?

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Ok, I'm out.

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Damn.

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Why you women always got
to be hating the black man?

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Well, I hope you got
sheets for this couch.

190
00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:02,764
Oh, sure, ma. My
couch is your couch.

191
00:09:02,846 --> 00:09:06,236
No, it's your couch.
I'm taking the bed.

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00:09:08,504 --> 00:09:10,034
Feel a little better?

193
00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:12,124
I could learn to like this.

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[Door opens]

195
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Daddy! Daddy! We
came home early!

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So you did.

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00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:19,816
Hey, Marsha.

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00:09:19,907 --> 00:09:21,447
I thought you'd be
playing miniature golf

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for a couple more hours.

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00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:25,391
Sorry, Mr. Del toro.

201
00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:29,477
Samantha cried every time
her ball went down the hole.

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00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:33,009
Let's just say our
putt-putting days are over.

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Got it.

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Molly, Samantha,

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meet my friend Dee Dee.

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Hi, Dee Dee.

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Ooh, I like your dress...

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And your shoes and your hair.

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00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:47,150
Thank you, Molly.

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00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:49,018
Why are you here?

211
00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:53,592
Come on, you two.
Let's go get some juice.

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00:09:57,945 --> 00:09:59,115
So...

213
00:09:59,207 --> 00:10:01,507
The little ones, they're yours?

214
00:10:03,428 --> 00:10:05,738
That's not on your book jacket.

215
00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:09,392
I'm divorced. I have custody.

216
00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:11,787
Look...

217
00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:14,312
I was gonna tell
you about the girls,

218
00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:16,616
but I just wanted

219
00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:19,923
to see if we had
chemistry first,

220
00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:22,400
and I think we do.

221
00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:24,451
Well...

222
00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:26,356
Your kids seem great,

223
00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:29,541
but they are kind of a surprise.

224
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:33,459
And so is this.

225
00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:35,643
Ohh. Heh.

226
00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:39,382
Molly was looking
for this all day.

227
00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:41,474
Is there a hamster back there?

228
00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:47,686
Well, I have an
early day tomorrow.

229
00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:50,037
You're leaving so soon?

230
00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:52,607
I'm sure you want
to enjoy your kids.

231
00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:54,915
Thank you for a lovely evening.

232
00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:01,881
[Sighs]

233
00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:03,805
I have tickets for Alvin
ailey next Friday night.

234
00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:06,317
I don't suppose you can make it.

235
00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:08,154
No.

236
00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:10,452
I figured.

237
00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:15,198
Well, good night.

238
00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:17,373
Take care.

239
00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:30,119
Mona, want a
pancake? Sure you do.

240
00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:32,171
Who doesn't want a pancake?

241
00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:33,386
And yes, they're fattening.

242
00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:34,795
And no, I can't make
'em any other way.

243
00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:37,134
So eat 'em and
like 'em or starve.

244
00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:41,138
And this is why I Cherish
our mornings together.

245
00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:43,142
Good morning.

246
00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:44,704
Says you.

247
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,971
You weren't up at 4
A.M. listening to my mom's

248
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:49,714
top 10 reasons why men are pigs.

249
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:52,406
Sadly, she sold me on 6 of 'em.

250
00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:54,104
So. Carter. Dish.

251
00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:55,371
Well...

252
00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:56,983
He's my dream guy.

253
00:11:57,064 --> 00:12:00,684
He's fascinating,
smart, sexy, charming...

254
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,293
Too bad I'm never
gonna see him again.

255
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:04,723
What? Did she get to you
in the middle of the night?

256
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:06,221
Her boyfriend bashing
probably seeped up

257
00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:08,027
through the vent.

258
00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:12,038
Carter has 2 kids,
Mona. Full custody.

259
00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:15,302
Ohh. I guess I can
see your problem.

260
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,866
He's a successful,
responsible dad

261
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,224
with an incredible career.

262
00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:22,133
Get out while you can.
Give me his number.

263
00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:24,659
Look, I can't get involved

264
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,444
with a divorced man with 2 kids.

265
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:28,098
I'm only 24.

266
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:30,232
I can't be responsible
for another person.

267
00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:33,454
I can barely take care of you.

268
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:36,095
But how come I can't
stop thinking about him?

269
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:39,760
Can't stop thinking about
a man? Oh, but you will.

270
00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:41,016
I'll give you 10 reasons.

271
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,808
Ma, before you
do, we need syrup.

272
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:46,332
Kids. All you do
is take, take, take.

273
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:49,197
And you know who
gives you kids. Men.

274
00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:53,730
Before bitter Mrs.
Butterworth comes back,

275
00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:56,376
I think you should give
Carter another shot.

276
00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:58,471
Take it slow. Get to know him.

277
00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,410
You'll probably end up
not liking him for reasons

278
00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,151
that have nothing to
do with the kids anyway,

279
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:06,872
she said, hardened by
the influence of her mother.

280
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,790
You're right.

281
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,845
I shouldn't break up with
him just because he has kids.

282
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:12,547
There's probably a hundred
other things wrong with him.

283
00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:14,384
Oh, my god, some of Phyllis
did seep through the vent.

284
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:16,452
I gotta get out of here.

285
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:19,885
Oh, it's you.

286
00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:22,539
I thought I felt an icy chill.

287
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:25,717
I'm not carrying a
spare wig, so back off.

288
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,415
Don't start none, won't be none.

289
00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:28,942
Fair enough, but...

290
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:30,695
I did hear a rumor that
Ray's thrown you out of bed.

291
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:33,812
What'd you do,
turn on the lights?

292
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:38,694
Oh, my.

293
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:42,263
[Crying]

294
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:04,761
As soon as the nanny gets
here we can head out to aqua.

295
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,244
Ooh, hot place.

296
00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:08,503
I thought there
was a waiting list.

297
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,016
I'm friends with the chef.

298
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:13,420
Apron of bloodwas
loosely based on him.

299
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:14,534
At least, that's what I tell him

300
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:16,989
so I can always get a table.

301
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:20,253
Sexy and resourceful.
I like that in a man.

302
00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:21,727
- Huh?
- Ooh.

303
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,817
I like that even better.

304
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:26,906
You know, I'm
really glad you called.

305
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:28,276
I've dated some
women who were put off

306
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,702
by the fact that I have kids,

307
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:33,002
but it says a lot
that you came back.

308
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:36,609
I guess none of those women
ever had one of your neck rubs.

309
00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:40,489
[Telephone ringing]

310
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,445
Don't move.

311
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:43,533
[Ring]

312
00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:48,154
[Ring]

313
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:50,187
Hello.

314
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:53,200
Are you ok?

315
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,633
Well, I'm sorry to hear that.

316
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:59,250
Well, you call me if
you need anything. Ok?

317
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:02,082
That was Marsha, my nanny.

318
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,902
Family emergency.

319
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:07,470
She won't be able
to baby-sit tonight.

320
00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:08,908
Oh, ho ho ho!

321
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:13,085
Why doesn't god want
me to be alone with you?

322
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:16,613
How about we reschedule?

323
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,528
Maybe we don't have to.

324
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:20,163
The restaurant's right
around the corner.

325
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:24,880
We could crank up the baby
monitor and take binoculars.

326
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,137
I'm kidding.

327
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,879
Sorry. It's just
hard to think straight

328
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:31,841
when you look so
amazing in this dress.

329
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,631
Or...

330
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,105
We could stay here

331
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:37,235
and order in takeout.

332
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,027
- Yay!
- Yay!

333
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:40,772
I want pizza!

334
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:43,592
I'll French braid your hair
and paint your nails pink.

335
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:46,291
Ooh, I love your nails.

336
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:48,080
Why are you here?

337
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:52,730
Dee Dee, are you sure
you want to do this?

338
00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:55,911
Well, pink's really
not my color...

339
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:59,048
And the little one
scares me a bit,

340
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:01,052
but, yeah, I'm game.

341
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,574
Ok, girls, I'm up
for a make-over.

342
00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:06,178
But first, let's discuss

343
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:09,749
the care and
handling of chiffon.

344
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:14,543
Jeez, ma, how many bags
of those things can you eat?

345
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,185
How many you got?

346
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:17,629
[Knock on door]

347
00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:19,145
Hey, Mona, I just stopped by

348
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:23,289
to see my best friend
and her beautiful mom.

349
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:26,863
Ok, my DVD player's
broke and my fridge is empty.

350
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:29,472
So, Spencer, how are things?

351
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:31,293
Like your dad? Does he miss me?

352
00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:32,301
Is he miserable?

353
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:34,302
Is he getting enough to eat?

354
00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:36,044
He's cool. Yes. Yes.

355
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:38,815
And he's the reason
my fridge is empty.

356
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:41,610
Ma, it's not like
he's cheating on you

357
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:42,866
with another woman.

358
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,788
He's cheating on
me with his job.

359
00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,794
Phyllis, do you
really think my dad

360
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:49,306
wants to be away from you?

361
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:51,789
That would be a shock.

362
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,710
Ok, you might as well know.

363
00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:56,576
The reason my dad
took the extra shift

364
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,037
is to make more
money to spend on you.

365
00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,800
- Pfft! Yeah, right.
- No, seriously.

366
00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,499
In fact, I think he
even mentioned

367
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:05,196
something about a diamond
necklace he wanted to get you.

368
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:06,625
Really?

369
00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:08,241
I don't get it.

370
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,251
You women want
to have it both ways.

371
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,863
You want your man
at home all the time

372
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:13,863
and you want him to
buy you nice things.

373
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:15,335
Well, which way is it?

374
00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:18,985
'Cause a brother can't
be in two places at once.

375
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,389
So ray is doing all this for me?

376
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:23,866
That is so sweet.

377
00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:26,915
The only thing Charles
ever got me was pregnant.

378
00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:29,272
I need to go
apologize to my man.

379
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:31,622
Ooh, maybe I can
reach him at the station

380
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:34,622
and use my sexy call-in voice.

381
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:36,315
Good idea.

382
00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:38,343
And you know what makes an
apology seem really heart-felt?

383
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:42,581
When it's from your own
phone in your own home.

384
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,500
Ok, I'm going.

385
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,325
Bye-bye.

386
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,030
[Dance music playing]

387
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,382
Whoo!

388
00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:54,252
Man on TV: Wow, a new record!

389
00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:58,564
You know, I'm starting
to like this pink nail Polish.

390
00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:01,212
It's no day-glo orange.

391
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:05,387
Come on, Dee Dee,
it's your turn to dance.

392
00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:07,165
Oh, I don't want to show you up.

393
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,220
You know, I was
voted best dancer

394
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:12,475
at madame dupreé's dance
academy 2 years in a row.

395
00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:14,749
Prove it!

396
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:19,619
Ok, here I go.

397
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:21,357
Bring on the madness.

398
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,968
[Techno music playing]

399
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,577
Dee Dee can move.

400
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:29,060
Go, Dee Dee! Go!
Go! Go, Dee Dee!

401
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,111
Hey, you got an almost.

402
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:33,498
Aah!

403
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:36,290
You're getting booed!

404
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:38,156
So much for madame dupreé, huh?

405
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:46,779
Ooh, the Vuitton overnight bag.

406
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:48,174
Going over to Carter's?

407
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,087
Yep. The kids are
gone for the weekend,

408
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:53,652
and Carter and I are having
our first adult play date.

409
00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:56,661
I guess you haven't found
anything else wrong with him?

410
00:18:56,744 --> 00:18:59,624
I'll let you know tomorrow.

411
00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:02,323
Aren't you glad you gave
him a second chance?

412
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:04,362
Yes. The fact that he has kids

413
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:07,447
just makes our relationship
that much better...

414
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:10,367
And messier and louder...

415
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:11,803
But better.

416
00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:14,499
So, I'm just gonna
let life unfold

417
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:15,828
the way it's destined to unfold

418
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,463
and see where it takes me.

419
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:18,547
Ohh!

420
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:21,455
My little Dee Dee's growing up.

421
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:24,511
Yeah. Now get
back. Carter's waiting.

422
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,214
Now play nice,

423
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,816
remember to share,
and no biting...

424
00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:31,336
Unless of course he likes that.

425
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:33,171
I'll let you know tomorrow.

426
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:34,299
Ooh.

427
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:42,310
That grin of yours can
only mean one thing.

428
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:43,488
The elastic finally snapped

429
00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:46,053
on your favorite eating pants.

430
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:48,321
Free at last! Free at last!

431
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:52,194
Good gut almighty, free at last!

432
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:55,318
In light of your recent act of
kindness, I'm gonna ignore that.

433
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,431
But you should know that
ray and I are back together

434
00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:58,757
and better than ever.

435
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:00,369
It's like the
grimmest of grimm's

436
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:02,940
fairy tales come to life.

437
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:05,547
Well, you're the evil
giant who married the troll,

438
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:06,989
so you should know.

439
00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:08,415
A tee-hee.

440
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:09,771
One more thing.

441
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,860
I'd like to have my
auburn wig back, please.

442
00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:13,079
Are you sure?

443
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:14,648
'Cause I wore it
for ray last night,

444
00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:17,555
and he liked it... A lot.

445
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,570
Consider it a gift.

446
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:26,170
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